I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it



Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

this is too accurate 


Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that


A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

  • me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
  • me the second i get home: nah


The Dallas Stars have lost their chill

game of thrones season 4 challenge
day 7 - favorite quote
"There’s only one hell, princess. The one we live in now."

"Nothing gets me more amped than Sarah MacLachlan." - Leslie Knope